Welcome to the dungeon, we've got fun and games, we've got everything you want, and we've got fun and games

"This webpage is for the freaks. The outcasts. The poets. The sick fucks. The ones who wear scarves. We are the children of the witches you didn't burn. We control the birds. Do. Not. FUCK with us. We are here to unveil the truth behind your sheathed eyes. The things we could show you would blow your closed little mind. If you are easily frightened by sick and demented things, go run back home to mommy and daddy and that white picket fence, because brother this is not the webpage for you. Do not proceed without adorning several articles of clothing made of leather. Do not proceed if you believe every little lie told to you by the TV.

Oh, and one last thing: FUCK LIMP BIZKIT!" - Samurai Shaun




"You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the
red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

~ Morpheus from The Matrix